Fight Club Paper Products

December 17, 2006 - posted in sundries


A couple years ago, I was at the office supply store when these Avery Matte White High Visibility Labels caught my eye:

Over at the Avery Dennison in-house design department, you can picture a pale, skinny, Edward-Norton-looking graphic designer, sitting in a cubicle under florescent lighting, hating his work and dreaming of overthrowing his boss. But instead of founding a liposuction-fueled soap company, or a quasi-terrorist underground boxing league, this little culture jammer stuck it to the man by mixing a little Mayhem into his package design assignment that the management wouldn’t likely notice right away.

Or maybe it was all a big misunderstanding… Some employee of Avery Dennison or their hired design house got bored and sent out a humorous prank memo to the other designers:

Ha, ha, ha. “Paper Street.” Everyone in the studio had a good laugh and went about their day, continuing, as they always had, to design packaging with sample labels addressed to “Jane Jones.” Everyone, that is, except that one weird guy who sits in near the door and keeps track of how many donuts you took from the break room. You know that guy? He doesn’t get jokes. He takes everything literally and follows orders without question.

So off he went, dutifully obeying the memo and updating the design he’d been working on that morning. Two months later, to his surprise, the poor bastard gets canned for having undermined Avery Dennison’s profile as a family-friendly leader in paper solutions. (By God, they would not have their sterling reputation tarnished by those awful goings-on at Tyler’s place down on Paper Street!!)

Today that poor, unsuspecting designer is bitter and unemployed, holed up in a basement somewhere, silently planning the destruction of Western Civilization. Tyler Durden, indeed.

That’s how I like to think it happened…

Now don’t you have a cartoon you’re supposed to be working on? Oh, wait.

Seriously, now. Get the hell back to work.

Let Your Plans be Dark and Impenetrable

December 9, 2006 - posted in sundries


 

 

Chris Harding Animal Concern

November 13, 2006 - posted in sundries


Please remember that all proceeds go to the Chris Harding Animal Concern Foundation™ for helping the poor, pathetic animals that Chris Harding makes up in his head.

Peacocktopus:

Hippopossumus:

Girant:

Rhinostrich:

Roundsnake:

 

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